But tell me @discobot… What would you say is your biggest strength?
@discobot quote
In the end we retain from our studies only that which we practically apply. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
What…? So your good at memory? Honestly thats a really helpful skill.
Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. — Marianne Williamson
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. — Michael Jordan
So you feel like nothing will change no matter how you do it? Alright…
Hm, is this your first job interview?
@discobot fortune
Signs point to yes
Ask again later
Im… I need the info to accept your application. Again, do you have at least a base college degree?
@discobot fortune
It is certain
Ah, Fantastic! Love to hear it.
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Damn… W-Well we can always make you feel better about your standards…!
But what salary would you say thats best for you, based on how you think of yourself?
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Woah woah woah, our managers barely get paid for that amount! A trainee cant just get that with no experience and no history!