Chat about anything! (Part 3)

But tell me @discobot… What would you say is your biggest strength?

@discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: In the end we retain from our studies only that which we practically apply. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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What…? So your good at memory? Honestly thats a really helpful skill.

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But what do you think is your biggest weakness?

@discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. — Marianne Williamson

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Huh? I dont understand how thats a weakness… Explain

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:left_speech_bubble: If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. — Michael Jordan

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So you feel like nothing will change no matter how you do it? Alright…
Hm, is this your first job interview?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

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Alright, “No experience”… Cool.
Do you have a college degree?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Ask again later

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Im… I need the info to accept your application. Again, do you have at least a base college degree?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: It is certain

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Ah, Fantastic! Love to hear it.

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But what would you rate yourself out of ten?

@discobot roll 1d10

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:game_die: 2

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Damn… W-Well we can always make you feel better about your standards…!

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But what salary would you say thats best for you, based on how you think of yourself?

@discobot roll 1d43

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:game_die: 34

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Woah woah woah, our managers barely get paid for that amount! A trainee cant just get that with no experience and no history!

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