Alright… “Possibly egotistical”. Anyways.
Do you think you can maintain yourselves under pressure?
Pavlova: yeah
Edwar50: yeah
Edwar: yeah
Any addictions?
Again we dont want any drug addicts around here.
Pavlova: nah
Edwar50: nah
Edwar: nah
Disabilityies? Phyical and mental too.
Pavlova: none
Edwar50: none.
Edwar: none
Good good, Let me just… “possibly egotistical” Scratch that off… “Egotistical” perfect.
Anyways, do any of you have a college degree?
And sorry for the wait.
Pavlova: not yet, (im literally going into 8th grade)
Edwar50: science
Edwar: science
Wait… 8th?
“One - Denied. Reason: Underaged. Possibly two… Reason: Deadass too good.”
Any fear of crowds? I doubt you’ll be working with any though.
Pavlova: Depends on how many people are watching.
Edwar50: no fears at all!
Edwar: no fears at all!
Actually no.
Fuck this.
You are all denied from working here.
You are still in middle school, aka underaged working. aka CHILD LABOR.
And you two. Why tf are you even trying to work here. You two seem like you should be in a lab!
Edwar50: stunned
Edwar: also stunned
Edwar50: …
Edwar: …
Edwar50: Ok…?
Edwar: Ok…?
meanwhile Pavlova:
Pavlova: yep seems reasonable, why tf would a kid want to work here?
(this was the worst idea i ever had)
Current status report:
Discobot - Chef Trainee (Whos gonna tell him hes burning the burgers?)
Pavlova - Denied. Reason: Underaged.
Edwar - Denied. Reason: Too good.
Edwar50 - Denied. Reason: Too good
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(Ngl why the hell did i casually forget Edwar and Edwar50 were literally demigods here anyway…)
…
Edwar50: I do appear to be on fire.
Pavlova: HOW
Edwar50: Discobot threw a burning burger so hard that i just appear to be on fire.
Silence power: 84.41%
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BTS x8
Silence power: 82.85%
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