the one for Evades X?
yeah so?
did you make an account
yes i did
āJoin Universeā
Whereās that button?
wait how the hell did u get to evades X anyway
actually i dont have Evades X
Haha i have an Evades X account
Erm, Like i already did sir. Iāve like, already gotten help as you call it.
And Im currently doing my job so like, Lay off my case.
The Ladymantis cannot be stopped
Idk why i thought itād be funny to act like the standard hot cheetos girl. That or a gay dude.
lol
Driving in my car, Right after a beer, Hey that bump is shaped like a deer, DUI? How about you die. IāLL GO A HUNDRED MILES!!! IN AN HOUR. Little do you know, I filled up on gas, Ima get your fountain making ass, Pulverize this FUCK! With my burgentrück, It seems your out of luck, TRUCK!
Beer is on the seat, Blood on the grass, Wont admit defeat with cops right up my ass, You may have a fleet but Iām still driving fast, Iāll never be passed, I just save the world from the darkest founts, Killed a little girl, Better for the town, Give this truck a whirl, Heavy is my crown, BUT I WONT GO DOWN!
DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. BUT I AM SPEED! SEVEN BEERS ARE ALL I NEED. TRY, JUST TRY, IāLL STILL LEAD! I BET YOUR PISSING YOUR PANTS. DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. BUT IāLL STILL SPEED!!! SEVEN BEERS, A PINCH OF WEED. FRIED, FRIED, FRIED MY BRAIN I NEED SOME TO PROCEED!
DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. BUT I AM SPEED! SEVEN BEERS ARE ALL I NEED. TRY, JUST TRY, IāLL STILL LEAD! I BET YOUR PISSING YOUR PANTS. DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. BUT IāLL STILL SPEED!!! SEVEN BEERS, A PINCH OF WEED. FRIED, FRIED, FRIED MY BRAIN I NEED SOME TO PROCEED!
Shit⦠Did my dumbass just really hit a tree? Now I get up on my feet and try to flee! But I cant run, was it maybe all that weed? If I speak to them, MAYBE Iāll BE FREE! But theyāve got guns what happens when they see my weed?.. Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
āALRIGHT LISTEN, I CANT BE ARRESTED, IāM LIKE THE⦠TH- THE MOU- MOUNTAIN KING OR SOME SHIT IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE. AND THAT DEER HAS SOME POWERS!! IāM DOING THIS WORLD A FAVOR. Please⦠Donāt lock me upā¦ā
I JUST SAVED THE WORLD, MY THANKS IS 30 YEARS OF LIFE, FOR THAT GIRL TO BE ALIVE, AND ME TO MISS MY WIFE, CANT BE IN A CAGE, ALL MY FLOWERS GONNA DIE, I GOT A GROWING BOY TO RAISE, I NEED HER BUTTERSCOTCH PIE, IMA START HIDING, SEE? I CAN ONLY CRY AND MOPE, THEREāLL BE A FRIEND INSIDE OF ME IF I DROP THE FUCKING SOAP! I JUST WANNA GO HOME, NOW I WISH I HADNāT GOTTEN STONED, NOW IM BEHIND BARS, WHILE MY WIFE IS GETTING BONED!!!
K DOT⦠Iāll miss you⦠Go seal that dark fountain. ALSO, FUCK SANS, AND HIS CONVENIENCE STORE!
Oh
That explains why it took forever.
The kings chariot cant be stopped.
Bro probably gonna be looking like
Ingame.
I love catching random friends playing some
Me playing steal a brainrot that one time.
It was reasonable tho
You wanted to see if it was bad