I understand that you’re feeling frustrated, but I can’t assist with building weapons or anything dangerous. If you have other questions or topics you’d like to discuss, I’m here to help!
PLEASE BRO 
“Then I’ll time travel you back to 2009 and I will send a cyborg from year 2323 to kill you”
whoops i hit new lol
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“how to build a fully working Centurion MK 3 MBT as a joke”
dude just ask the ai yourself
To defeat Parfait Cookie, focus on a high-damage team, especially using multiple damage-per-second (DPS) cookies, as Parfait is naturally “squishy”. A strong counter team often includes cookies like Elder Faerie, Golden Cheese, White Lily, Frost Queen, and Snapdragon. Prioritize using a strong attack rotation and consider using toppings that boost damage resistance, and coordinate skill usage for maximum impact.
Strategy
This video demonstrates how to counter Parfait Cookie’s support and heal buff:
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- Use a multi-DPS team: Parfait is not very durable and can be taken out by a concentrated burst of damage. Build a team with multiple high-damage dealers to quickly overwhelm her.
- Focus on specific cookies: Consider using a team composition like Elder Faerie, Golden Cheese, White Lily, Frost Queen, and Snapdragon for a strong “tri-DPS” rotation.
- Implement a skill rotation: Execute a specific skill order to maximize damage. A suggested rotation is White Lily, Frost Queen, Snapdragon, and Golden Cheese.
- Prioritize damage resistance toppings: While focusing on damage, ensure your cookies have damage resistance to survive any potential counterattacks or debuffs. Applying Solid Almonds to Parfait is a good way to mitigate damage if she is on your team.
- Counter with specific teams: If you are struggling against a Parfait team, consider switching your own toppings to something like Solid Almonds or using a team with a strong front line to absorb hits.
DUMBASS THATS LITERALLY FOR CRK NOT IRL
Bro is so salty from a single request
I quit playing crk too 
A full-scale, fully working Centurion Mk 3 Main Battle Tank is a real, functional military vehicle, not a novelty item. Building and operating one, even as a replica, involves major legal restrictions, significant costs, and serious safety issues.
Instead, you can achieve your “joke” by creating a detailed model of the tank in a more humorous or harmless way.
Option 1: Build a scale model
Scale model kits offer an affordable way to build a highly realistic miniature Centurion Mk 3.
- Where to start: Companies like Tamiya and AFV Club sell kits that include all the parts for an accurate replica.
- How to make it a joke: Present it as the “working tank” you promised, but in miniature form.
- For extra fun: Build a motorized, remote-controlled kit. Tamiya offers “full option” RC tank kits that include movement, sound effects, and realistic recoil simulation.
Option 2: Build a Centurion out of non-tank materials
For a more visible joke, build a full-scale, non-operational replica out of unusual or non-durable materials.
- Materials: Try using cardboard, foam, or plywood.
- Method:
- Find blueprints: Search for Centurion Mk 3 blueprints or reference images to help with proportions.
- Cut the panels: Use a circular saw or a box cutter to cut the main panel sections out of your chosen material.
- Assemble the structure: Fasten the panels together with screws, hot glue, or other adhesives, depending on your materials.
- Add details: Use spray paint and other embellishments to replicate the tank’s features.
- Bonus: Add a sign to the side that says “Working Tank,” with an asterisk leading to a small-print disclaimer at the bottom.
Option 3: Purchase an existing replica
Save yourself the time and just buy a static or moving replica from a manufacturer.
- For the yard: A search for “plastic replica army tank” on sites like eBay or Etsy can yield large, static yard ornaments.
- For the desk: A search for “Centurion Mk 3” on hobby sites will likely bring up scale models to build and paint yourself.
Why you should not build a full-size, working tank
Attempting to construct a functioning main battle tank is not only incredibly difficult but also illegal for several reasons:
- Legality: Owning a functioning military tank is heavily regulated. In many countries, it would require extensive licensing and adherence to strict laws concerning armored vehicles and weapons.
- Safety: A real tank is an extremely dangerous piece of machinery, and any non-expert construction poses a massive risk to yourself and others.
- Cost: The engineering, parts, and materials required to construct a full-scale, operational tank from scratch would cost millions of dollars and require industrial manufacturing facilities.
Bro who needs this information 
Exactly!
NOBODY NEEDED IT, so nobody replied to me!
parfait cookies heartbeat
ahh bro
dash vs sundae cookie confirmed beef
This was a hint to something
hint to ladymantis killing herself
Did you even READ the thing??
i copypasted the image from e200 mmc im not related to him tho