Mainly from what i’ve learned, just masterbait after you come for it to also count
bro ts wasnt even a mystery 
Also, bro.
It was literally a fucking Wikipedia article.
Worst part? Once you actually find the download button it sends you to a COMPLETELY different thing!
EXACTLY.
tf was bro tryna do??
The worst part after that is finding out your androids not compatible with it
Apk’s dont exist on C64 and Atari 800s and zx spectrum also
NO SHIT BRO
ITS LITERALLY AN ANDROID PACKAGE KIT
did i forget to mention that i got a new phone (redmi 13 5G)
🫸 🫷 
Ah yes my predictive emojis when i type stop…
Its peak
HALT!
A halter has arrived
This is peak is it
ANTI-HALTER HAS APPEARED TO STOP THE HALTER!
…MY FEET COLLIDED WITH EACHOTHER ON THEIR SIDE BRUH
i found what bluecube was working on
…Theres a reason why i named it, right?
(Its blackout poetry btw)
My friend calls me
I answer it
He said “YOUR GAY!” (in his pov)
And ended the call.
Did messaging me NOT exist bro?
WITNESS THE MIGHT OF THE SEAS!
Bro ts is what dash be watching bruh
