Haha i have an Evades X account
Erm, Like i already did sir. I’ve like, already gotten help as you call it.
And Im currently doing my job so like, Lay off my case.
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The Ladymantis cannot be stopped
Idk why i thought it’d be funny to act like the standard hot cheetos girl. That or a gay dude.
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lol
Driving in my car, Right after a beer, Hey that bump is shaped like a deer, DUI? How about you die. I’LL GO A HUNDRED MILES!!! IN AN HOUR. Little do you know, I filled up on gas, Ima get your fountain making ass, Pulverize this FUCK! With my burgentrück, It seems your out of luck, TRUCK!
Beer is on the seat, Blood on the grass, Wont admit defeat with cops right up my ass, You may have a fleet but I’m still driving fast, I’ll never be passed, I just save the world from the darkest founts, Killed a little girl, Better for the town, Give this truck a whirl, Heavy is my crown, BUT I WONT GO DOWN!
DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. BUT I AM SPEED! SEVEN BEERS ARE ALL I NEED. TRY, JUST TRY, I’LL STILL LEAD! I BET YOUR PISSING YOUR PANTS. DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. BUT I’LL STILL SPEED!!! SEVEN BEERS, A PINCH OF WEED. FRIED, FRIED, FRIED MY BRAIN I NEED SOME TO PROCEED!
DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. BUT I AM SPEED! SEVEN BEERS ARE ALL I NEED. TRY, JUST TRY, I’LL STILL LEAD! I BET YOUR PISSING YOUR PANTS. DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. BUT I’LL STILL SPEED!!! SEVEN BEERS, A PINCH OF WEED. FRIED, FRIED, FRIED MY BRAIN I NEED SOME TO PROCEED!
Shit… Did my dumbass just really hit a tree? Now I get up on my feet and try to flee! But I cant run, was it maybe all that weed? If I speak to them, MAYBE I’ll BE FREE! But they’ve got guns what happens when they see my weed?.. Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
“ALRIGHT LISTEN, I CANT BE ARRESTED, I’M LIKE THE… TH- THE MOU- MOUNTAIN KING OR SOME SHIT IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE. AND THAT DEER HAS SOME POWERS!! I’M DOING THIS WORLD A FAVOR. Please… Don’t lock me up…”
I JUST SAVED THE WORLD, MY THANKS IS 30 YEARS OF LIFE, FOR THAT GIRL TO BE ALIVE, AND ME TO MISS MY WIFE, CANT BE IN A CAGE, ALL MY FLOWERS GONNA DIE, I GOT A GROWING BOY TO RAISE, I NEED HER BUTTERSCOTCH PIE, IMA START HIDING, SEE? I CAN ONLY CRY AND MOPE, THERE’LL BE A FRIEND INSIDE OF ME IF I DROP THE FUCKING SOAP! I JUST WANNA GO HOME, NOW I WISH I HADN’T GOTTEN STONED, NOW IM BEHIND BARS, WHILE MY WIFE IS GETTING BONED!!!
K DOT… I’ll miss you… Go seal that dark fountain. ALSO, FUCK SANS, AND HIS CONVENIENCE STORE!
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Oh
That explains why it took forever.
The kings chariot cant be stopped.
Bro probably gonna be looking like
Ingame.
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I love catching random friends playing some
Me playing steal a brainrot that one time.
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It was reasonable tho
You wanted to see if it was bad
I thought i gave bro some robux…
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Bro wasted it on among us
I feel…
2nd hand embarrassment…
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Bro RedCube thinkin HES SLICK.
HES NOT SLICK BRUH
Not with us~
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We are Roblox FBI lol